Order your
Not Today Colonizer
shirt now!
Hello!
I currently have a limited number of Not Today Colonizer shirts available.
All shirts are unisex, charcoal gray, with white distressed text.
Shirts are $17 available for pick up in St. Paul, MN.
Domestic Shipping is an additional $5.
For sizing info, please see the sizing guide in the photos. Please double check your sizes before ordering.
Here’s a little transparency/disclaimer message: I can’t guarantee delivery by any of the upcoming December holidays, but I will try my best to get these out the door within 1-2 days of your order. So the earlier you order, the better.
Available Sizes as of November 28th, 2023:
Small: 3
Medium: 6
Large: 6
XL: 2
XXL: 0
To order fill out the form below and I’ll confirm with you via email: